omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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