you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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