So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
