btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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