Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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