I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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