you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
