I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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