i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize