i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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