fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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