Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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