I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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