The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Someone shit on the floor
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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