i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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