sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
