On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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