The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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