Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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