I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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