I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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