some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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