You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Operation Purity has been aborted
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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