idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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