I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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