He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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