i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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