I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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