yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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