I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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