A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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