If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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