By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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