"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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