I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?