Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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