i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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