If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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