A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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