You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?