And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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