Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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