We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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