Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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