Are we in a gay sports bar?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
her facebook's as public as her vagina
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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