hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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