I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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