i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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