So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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