she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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