the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Dignity is for republicans.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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