Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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