I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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