i think my mom watched the whole time
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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