Taylor Swift is so right about you.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
the room spins SO much faster in panama
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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