So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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